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Local Los Fresnos rapper who goes by the name of "Smo-K" to be featured and Co-signed with CEO, and founder, of Rockefeller Records Jay-z. "Los Fresnos Texas could be the new 6" says Toronto artist Drake. "You say "f*** em" boy you better watch who you talking to
you're whole crew talking like some barbie dudes
buried in my backyard and the only way that they goin find you is with some M***** F****** garden tools
Keep talking beef n you goin get burned from the barbecue
I swear to God I'm fire like a barbecue."
An excerpt from hit single "Johnny B diss" show Smo-K's marvelous word play as he describes the scene of, rival artist, Johnny B's burial then compares Johnny B's sneak diss "f*** em" to simple "beef" yet Smo-K described himself as a barbecue for many reason. One is because he does not let the beef go raw he has to burn it and cook the beef! This is what gets the job done and the fans on their toes. Secondly Smo-k has been given the image of a barbecue due to the hard metal(reference to his hardcore street lyrics "my killas got that Gloc* you goin get shot") of the barbecue pit, blackness of charcoal(referring to his roots in Decatur, Illinois where he grew up as a kid. Decatur being populated mostly of black ethnicity influence the young rapper to adopt their cultures such as listen to hip-hop, do neighborly activities, and be ruthless.), and heat of the the fiery Barbecue. Smo-K claims "I take no Ls" yet with one career he's ended we don't know what the future might hold for Smo-K. The Artist is currently working on a second song call "Played" ft Brown (produced by beats by Brown) and then another one ft Alvniz and Brown the Trio are banger making artist with a wise mind. The outcome will be phenomenal.
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