Local Drug lord found in Colorado
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A Pasadena man was Arrested today in Colorado on suspicion of Selling crack at a Denver Nuggets game. The man was later indentified as Jerry..a local man who claims he isn't 2pac but is. As Depudies were restraining the suspect he began to quote 2pac Lyrics like "All eyes on me live the life of a thug nigga until the day I die, live the life of a boss player proceed to getting high" and "at age 16 I was sold a dope deal , not young drug dealer but I watched them closely until they notice me I got the fans Wondering who broke the law, not to inhibited of gun smoke, I broke his jaw, words harder then a fucking diamond, local phone from homies trippin were we riding, fuck em slowly like Joesy, stick a needle in my eye if I don't live and die from MOB , and fuck yo homeboys nigga we can drop the guns ,hit yo block so we box some fun,NIGGA ONE ON ONE, last to fall is a Baller cat, its death row why the fuck you think we call it that" also my ambitious as a Ryder (I won't deny it IMMA straight Ryder u don't wanna fuck with me! Got the police looking for me but they can't do nothing to a G". Police then tazed Jerry and told him to be quiet he began quoting more 2pac lyrics "how many brothers fell victim to the streets rest in peace young nigga there's a Heaven for a G" police then tazed him again and after that he shut his mouth ..police have mr.jerry detained in Colorado at a local station and are constantly making him do 2pac shows for inmates. Jerry will be present in court the following Thurday.
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