Mid-Michigan Man Lands TV deal of lifetime
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Nestled in Saginaw Township is a man with a passion and tremendous drive. That man is 30 year old Jon Provencher, and his passion is "rusty junk". "My first antique was a brass cash register my wife bought me for sweetest day and from there it got out of hand" replied Provencher, when asked how it all got started. The last four years Provencher has done junk picking full time to support his family and just recently has inked a deal to become History channels next big junk hunter. "It's exciting and scary at same time" replied Provencher as he was asked how it feels. As of now filming will begin in February if 2017 and you can expect to see episodes of the not yet named TV show in Summer of 2017. If you too would like too spear on the TV show and have old junk to sell there will be opportunities soon. " I won't be traveling like Mike and Frank" " I stay in Michigan for the most part" said Provencher when asked about where he will be picking. We will continue to update on this story as it progresses, but for now get all of your family jewels cleaned up and wait patiently like the rest of us.
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