"THE BEST COUPLE IN THE WORLD" (NOW FOUND) LUIS & LICHI
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As news reporters hunt to find this couple that seems to be the most perfect couple in the world is now found!!!!
As we spook to these 2 young individuals, they had some very good relationship tips to share with the world.
LUIS,
"To enter a relationship and have a relation with another individual, you would first have to love yourself and keep yourself together on the right path before fully entering a relationship, love don't cost a thing but to some people this applies, some people expect money and other things to be loved and I'll tell you now that's not LOVE"!!!!
Reporter,
"How did you meet"?
LUIS,
"Subway", I walked in one day and there she was the best women to serve me a foot long sandwich, as she stared at my fingers she was amused, "lol",
Reporter,
"SHE LIKE THEM FRESH? Huh!!"
LICHI,
" I just love this guy with all my heart"
Reporter,
"How much do you love him"
LUIS,
"Nigga" why you worried about all that, now you doing to much"
LICHI,
"Stop babe, I know you can hulk smash this nigga",
LUIS,
"Man, I don't give no Fu$&,
Reporter,
"Okkay, thanks that's enough reporting for today"
"You guys keep being the best couple alive"
For any advice contact these 2 young individuals, and they will share there skills with you, along with the good advice on how to be in a relationship for more information call
414-choke-that-hoe
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