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Late Tuesday night around 1045pm in the downtown mpls area, police arrived to a dispute between a group of females and 1 male counterpart. The group of females [5] are from a well known group weave lives matter organization, the male counterpart, MARKIE A. WIILIS JR., most known in the twin cities area as SKINNYMAINE, a music producer, artist and casual co host of church of reality on blog talk radio and UGS4LIFE.COM, is also known for being a president/owner and founder of A HATE organization A.W.E(ANTI WEAVE ESTABLISHMENT) who target innocient women who wear weave, tracks on a daily basis. These 5 women sharkeisha Jenkins, taquersha simons, talela green, karmesha Carmichael, la-sha Hightower(pronounced LA DASH A) all claim " we was protesting innocently and peacefully on the outside of the A.W.E. headquarters. That's when one of the victims accuse SKINNYMAINE coming outside of the building with boxing gloves and a baseball bat scream at them to leave from here and calling them names.. When police arrived the women were claiming that skinnymaine was a self hater, and a hater. Police than pulled out their tazers and warned SKINNYMAINE that they would taze him. He complied but SKINNYMAINE kept saying, you can look at my security surveillance and see that these 5 females who claim to be victims were throwing rocks and a spay painted explicit around areas of the building. Cops still took SKINNYMAINE in for more questioning. The females were free to go. No more info has been released yet of this inncident.

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