Naked man fights cops with shovel, gets repeatedly Tased
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York County, Pa -- A 17-year-old York City man is accused of walking around his neighborhood naked, then having a fight with police that involved him crawling into a refrigerator.
About 11:30 p.m. on Tuesday, Oct. 25, police responded to a house in the 1400 block of Green Avenue for a report of a nude man outside with a shovel. The woman who called police told them the man was in her backyard and had been hitting her house with the shovel, court records show.
Police saw the man, identified as Connor Williams, in the yard. He had cuts on his body, was bleeding from numerous spots, and appeared to be under the influence of a drug, court records show. Williams refused to drop his shovel and attempted to enter his own nearby home, prompting police to stun him with a Taser.
Officers were unable to get the shovel from Williams hands. Williams then crawled into his house and slammed the door behind him, court records show.
Officers kicked open the door and Williams threw a metal chair and the shovel at them, the shovel hitting one of the officers in the chest and knocking her off her feet, court records show. Williams then crawled into an empty refrigerator and kept tossing whatever items he could find at the officers, court records show.
Williams eventually grabbed two wooden TV tables and used them as shields against officers' Tasers, court records show.
Police eventually wrestled the tables away from Williams and stunned him again, causing him to fall out of the fridge, court records show. While he was on the ground, he attempted to eat shards of broken glass. The officers were able to hoist him up and take him outside, where he was attended by medical personnel and taken to York hospital.
He told police he was embarrassed, thought he was dreaming, and didn't know where he was, court records show.
In all, Williams had four Taser barbs removed from him. He also had a shard of glass in his upper left thigh.
Police entered Williams's home and found it in shambles, with everything broken to pieces, blood streaks on the walls, and the sinks clogged and running, court records show.
Neighbors told police Williams had been walking up and down the sidewalk while nude, going onto porches and ringing doorbells, court records show. The woman who called 911 said Williams has been her neighbor for about two years and has always been "the sweetest guy ever," court records show.
Williams was discharged from the hospital at about 3:30 a.m. and police promptly took him to the York County Jail.
Williams on Sept. 26 appeared in York County District Court for arraignment on three counts of assaulting, resisting, or obstructing police and single counts of assault with a dangerous weapon and indecent exposure. The arraigning judge set his bond at $7,500 cash-surety and scheduled him to appear for a preliminary examination before a District Judge.
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