Local Music Promoter Arrested For Eating A**

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October 26th, 2016 HAMILTON, OH - Local music promoter Johny Butz better known as his social media alias "John Gotti" was arrested early Wednesday morning for "oral indecency in public" after police discovered a car parked on the curb of 4th Street and Pershing Avenue blocking the road with Mr. Butz in the back seat with feces on his upper lip. The victim gave her viewpoint "I don't know what happened. He contacted me via Uber, I picked him up and asked him what he wanted to listen to on the radio. He replied 'F*ck the radio, check out this unreleased Brazy Rashawn' I popped the mixtape in and I told him I don't like the autotune on track 3 and next thing I know I wake up with you guys asking me these questions." The victim's name has not been released. One of Johny's friends would talk to us. He goes by the name of Beefy King. When asked how long he knew Johny, Beefy replied "These white kids are off the shits. Lock his ass up." Further details are yet to be released.

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