Deadbeat dad accused of buying females because his cock is not big enough to satisfy them

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Jaimere e. DeHonney is accused of "buying" his women because he is enough big enough in the private area to satisfy most females sexual pleasure. However, his oral is known to be quite pleasant. Victims agree to testify against him. One female says "hell yeah I'll testify against him for wasting my time with that shrimp dick". Another females tells us that her car was totaled by another female DeHonney also is known to have many girlfriends and 2 baby mothers. He is known to have sex with anything walking and has been diagnosed with a lying problem. DeHonney also is behind on child support and accused of incest for having sex with his cousin. Be aware of this man, he has multiple STD's and is considered to be armed & dangerous. Police are aware that he is known to be in turtle creek, Monroeville or penn hills. Arrest warrants have been made

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