Brooklyn Center women caught with fake pills.

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Dajanae Brown, 19, who told customs agents that she is an unemployed pole dancer. Was seen walking a bit gingerly.
When agents asked her if she had anything to declare she smiled and replied that she declared that the agent who was dealing with her was one very handsome man.
The agent thanked her but pointed out that he was Married.
Miss Brown suddenly sneezed and when she did a little blue Viagra pill fell from her miniskirt.
The officer immediately called a female custom's agent who told her to remove all of her clothes.
When Miss Brown got to her panties, the female agent noticed a huge bulge in her crotch region.
She asked her if the groin bulge was because of a contraband substance or was she just happy to see her.
Dajanae replied that she was just happy to see her.
She was frisked and at that point a bag with Viagra pills was discovered.
Agents arrested Miss Brown and counted the blue pills. The total number was 8,003.
The pills were inspected and found to be fake.
They will be shipped to Brooklyn Center, Minnesota where they will be burned in an official United States incinerator.

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