Savannah Decapitation Murder update 10/26/2016
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Update from the associated press:
Savannah, Ga-
a local male, Roger Best also known by the name Villa Kamp DarkChild, was arrested late Monday night and charged with murdering another male by using his fist to cause extreme blunt force trauma to the victim and then decapitating him!
It all started around 11:23pm when officers spotted Best speeding down Abercorn doing 80mph, officers pursued him for about 5miles before performing the "pit" maneuver causing him to crash in front of the Savannah Mall. Once detained officers searched Bests' vehicle and found Charles Lee Ray aka Chucky in the passenger seat along with a plastic bag containing the severed head of an unknown male.
After being taken downtown for questioning Best revealed that he was driving somewhere in midtown Savannah when a motorist cut him off abruptly almost causing an accident then following Best for a few blocks while flashing the lights and honking the horn. Best said he then pulled onto a dark secluded street where the victim followed, got out and approached Best vehicle and began hitting the window while yelling. Best said he told the man that it would be in his best interest to get back into his car and leave, to which the man replied "f*ck you Lil b¡+ch! Get yo ass out this damn car". Best claims he then stated "My name isn't Lil b¡+ch its Roger but you sir can call me DC and please put some respek on my name. I ain't gone say it no Mo!" Best stated that the guy hit his drivers side window again and then all he remembers is Chucky saying "Oh this mfer gotta die!" Best said he then exited his vehicle and "blacked out" he says he came to once police had him cornered.
Best and Ray are currently being held at the Cheatem County Detention Center without bond. The decapitated head has been sent to the GBI crime lab for identification. Anyone with further info about this case is urged to stfu and mind yo mfkn business!!!!
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