A local Sanford man is wanted and still at large with a bounty over $300,000 for swerving all local thots and International hoes
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Hight: 6ft 4in tall
Weight: 200
Race: Panamanian an Indian
Religion: Buddhist
Political party: Republican
Bounty: $300,000
October 24, 2016 Man was spotted at the Cross Creek Mall in Fayetteville when he got separate from his homeboys and, local sources say he was approached by several thots. When we look at the cameras he swerved over 20 thots that day. So for your own safty please do not attempt to get his numbers, or friend him on any social media to get in the DM'S. He is armed and dangerous with a swerve game thats over nine trillion, an he will swerve you immediately if you are trying to get with him. Stay safe an stay alert, this is WRAL FOX NEWS...... All jokes this is not real
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