Hillary Clinton's Deleted Emails Were Found!!!
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Hilliary Clinton's 33,000 deleted emails were found untouched in a redundant email server located in Trump Towers, New York.
An unnamed construction crew preparing to build Donald Trump's Contribution Wall discovered the sofisticated data storage network while removing a load bearing wall adjacent to an unoccupied suite. The network was maintained by a private company paid by the Clinton's and not afflicted with any government contracts.
The server was removed by a private cyber anaylisis team paid for by Trump Industry World Wide.
The server was analyzed and said to contain over 50,000 emails, including 33,247 emails sought by the Department of Justice and Congress.
The emails contained communications between serval dating websites including "Afroromance. com, Plentyoffish.com, and many other sites.
Donald Trump is waiting for until November 5th to release the details and will turn in his team's findings directly to Congress for action.
Donald Trump commented on this development:
"Crooked Hillary has had many dates, but the next date she will look forward to is a criminal court date! I mark my words!"
Hillary Clinton's campaign refused to respond to questions regarding the news.
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