Shit Gets Real & Man Ends Up In Shitty Situation
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20 years old Maurice Smith from Belzoni Mississippi is facing 20 years for attempted murder. He says" it started off this lil shordie said she wanted to try some new & asked me to eat her ass while chilling one night. It'll be fun she said i replied thats a nono for me not even if it smell like soap to me lil pussy but no booty hole for me not to mention im off the henny but then she said real niggaz eat booty kevin gates said it but ig you ainy real i said yes i am then she gone say aint gone lie you do look like him a lil gassing me up so i said fuck it hit the henny one more time and got to eating that ass so she start moaning & pushing my head back rubbing my waves & shit so that made me go harder Outta no where this bitch get to farting ass beatboxing and shit So I got up real calm asked her did she really just do that then she said "SHIT just got real" with a smirk on ger face then i asked her why she do that? She said "SHIT happens" Then i said why you playing with me shitty booty hoe why you keep saying shit & every sentence then i told her to go fix me some cereal & she said nah you good i just fed you some poot loops before ik it i just blacked out and got to putting so many hands on that bitch head & tried to choke the shit out of that nasty hoe . Bet she won't fart in nobody else face got everything i eat tasting like shit" Said Smith.
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