Detroit Man Arrested for Stealing Bus

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A Detroit resident is facing Felony charges after Stealing a City bus and driving to Summerset Mall. Exclusive surveillance obtained by CBS2 shows the City bus pulling into the Mall Parking Lot around 6:13 p.m. as the driver peers in the doors and eyes the footlocker Entrance. He tries to kick the door in, but when that doesn’t work he gets a large rock and smashes the glass and then climbs though the broken door. After a couple of minutes he topples and wrestles a mall security guard to the ground and manages to lift and shove the security guard out the broken door, CBS2’s Brian Conybeare reported.

Police managed to locate the bus, which had reportedly also been stolen, Mac Avenue near the John C. Lodge Freeway.

Police arrested Mcgruder with incident. He is facing charges of burglary in the 3rd degree, grand larceny in the 3rd degree and grand larceny in the 4th degree.

McGruder is expected in court on Saturday

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