Townbeef Maryland Comissioner brought to justice.
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Earlier this morning, eyewitness news has found out that Townbeef Maryland Commish James "Bamboozle" Love has just been arrested on embezzlement and racketeering charges. Police are also pursuing redundant charges stating, " Mr Love says 'you know what I mean too many times in the same sentence." These are new charges and we'll see how the states attorney wants to handle this but apparently you can only say that phrase twice in each sentence and Mr Love uses it well over 13 times in each sentence. After the IRS discovered Mr. Love has not paid taxes on Townbeef. He has earned over an estimated 1.2 million dollars from townbeef but only pays the refs 20 dollars weekly, and ordered his team "cheap ass jerseys with incomplete stitiching." The teams in the league have complained that Mr Love has been "robbing them blind" ever since the league came into existence. We have tried to contact Ryan Depaul in New Jersey for an interview, but he has declined stating "Mr Love does him and I do me. Jersey love Jersey. We hate them Baltimore guys. The next time they come up here to play, I'm going to make sure they get cheated worse. I gotta plane to catch." Police are also on the way to Mr. Love's 12 acre residence in Pennsylvania to see if he was any tax papers at the residence. We're not sure what has caused the rift between Jersey and Maryland but now that James Love is behind bars, we'll have to see how this plays out. This is Live This is Local This is Latebreaking. Barbara back to you.
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