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On October 26 , 2016 Baltimore Police Officials Made A HUGE Arrest. 24 Year Old Myesha Danesha Levy Was Arrested On Theft And Robbery Charges. At Approximately 9:45am Patrol Officers Responded To A 911 Call On The 5500 Block Of Liberty Heights Avenue. Ms. Patricia Barnes ( 65 ) Told Police , " I Pulled Out My Pill Bottle SobI Could Take My Medication For My Back Ache , I Noticed Out My Peripheral That The Young Lady Or Man Whatever It Was ; Was Looking Over My Shoulder At My Bottle " She Then Stated " I Didn't Pay It Any Mind , And I Proceeded To Take My Pills . Then I Pulled The Bell On The Bus And Noticed It Got Up And Got Off The Same Stop As Me. " " I Walked On Home And As I Opened My Door The Cat-dog Barged Its Way In Demanding My Pills ! " My Grandson Was Up Stairs But She Didn't Know It . I Then Gave Her All That I Had And It Went In My Kitchen Took 4 Pills And Left My Home. " Police Officers Arrived A Short Time After Because Ms. Barnes Grandson Had Called 911 Without Her Knowing . After Officers Left Ms. Barnes Home Then Began To Canvas The Area , About 30-45 Minutes Later Ms.Levy Was Found Within A Few Blocks Of Ms . Barnes Home Asking For " Loose Ones " . Levy Was Then Arrested Awaiting For Trial . Court Came That Following Week And Levy Was Found Guilty , And Given 3 Years In Prison . She Yelled At The Attorney And Judge And Said " That's Crazy Yo ! " " FUCK You Mean 3 Years Yo ! "

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