Local Businessman Restores the 'Soles' of Many in the Biker Community
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In 2008, a local business man that elected to be referred to as "Mr. D", also a biker enthusiast began a lifestyle in what some call "the motorcycle set". Mr. D was a biker for many years before joining the set, however, he never attended Motorcycle Club or Social Club events. As time went on Mr. D began to attend various anniversary parties, an event that each club hosts to celebrate another year of their existence. In the early stages of his motorcycle set lifestyle, he noticed a lot of women would dress in athletic wear, typically pants, shirt, and sneakers. During his first few years he noticed a transition to more of a semi casual, night life appearance. Women wore heels of many different styles, colors and heel height. He often noticed the lack of skill some of the women had to walk in heels. Mr. D described it as, "Do you remember when Bambi was learning to walk?". The discomfort to these women often led to them taking off their shoes and walking barefoot. Mr. D wanted to put an end to the struggle endured by these women. He developed a business plan so he could sell flip flops at the anniversary parties. This idea would be beneficial to all, the businessman, the women in pain, and the men who had to watch. Mr. D began a mobile business called "Saving Soles", going to local motorcycle anniversary parties selling flip flops. His business has been very successful, he plans on expanding within the years to come. He also provided a subtle hint that he will have flip flops in vending machines so his services will be available to all.
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