Chicago Bears win superbowl
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The Chicago Bears monsters of the midway have done the unthinkable by coming back from 1-6 to winning out the season and a wildcard game to winning the superbowl. QB Jay cutler lead the way to the 53 -17 rout of the new England Patriots which left Thomas brady shiting in his pants at halftime. JAY CUTLER miracle on the star with a 4qt comeback vs the Dallas Cowboys during the playoffs started the momentum swing for the bears after their amazing wildcard victory over the queen bay cheese packers. When asked about his amazing play he stated this ,"ahhhhh I dunno" . John fox stated the win is do to the tireless support of one fan , Mr Ryan Harrington a die hard bears fan that never gave up of his team nor ran when they were q-6. We asked him for an interview but he modestly stated "FYT"
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