Local Trump Supporter Wants His Lawn Signs Back
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ROCKFORD, MI- Michael Wilson (55) is well-known to his family and friends as an outspoken supporter of Donald Trump's presidential campaign for this November's election. Wilson has posted his strong feelings toward Trump on social media outlets such as Facebook. Wilson is a father of three adult boys, his youngest, Anthony was asked about his father's social media posts, "It's really embarrassing..." Anthony exclaims, "...all of my friends that are Facebook friends with him thinks he's a racist because he supports Trump so much." Wilson has since taken the online posts a step further and has promoted his love for Trump's campaign by sticking over forty "Trump/Pence 2016" signs all over the front and back lawns of his Rockford home. Within approximately 16 hours of placing these signs, Wilson came outside to get the mail at about 5:45PM Tuesday evening to the sight of an empty lawn. All forty-six lawn signs were later discovered by a dog-walker Wednesday morning. The signs were reportedly stolen and left damaged and piled in the Rogue River, a short distance away from his Rockford home. Suspects have yet to be found and Wilson was quiet to comment on Tuesday night's incident but has been anything but shy on his Facebook profile with statuses like: "This is exactly why we need to "Make America Great Again"- to keep people like those sign-stealing juvenile delinquents out of our country!!! I want my signs replaced!!!!" and later posted, "I know for a fact our lawn care service company stole and damaged the signs, those Mexicans won't be stealing anything anymore once our border walls are 40 ft. high!!!! Trump2016 CrookedHillary" Close family members have reported that Wilson plans to build borders around his Rockford home to keep any intruders out.
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