The Real Cougar's Den of Marion County? Man Cub Take Over

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Ocala,Florida.Oct.26,2016.5:30p.m.
WEAO Magazine reporter,article writer Molleanne Van Dyke,25 is the eyes,and ears of the teas brewed for the most interesting news in our Black and Spanish Community of Marion and Alachua County.Ocala/Gainesville
There has been a lot of tea(rumors) about a new reality show that is going to take Marion County by the playgrounds,playpens, and dens all around Ocala,Dunellon,Silver Shores,Marion Oaks,SilverSprings,Reddick,Sparr,Belleview,Summerfield,Fl.
A resident of Marion County Cheryl Booker,40, is said to have been contacted by certain top producers from Atlanta and California if she was interested in reality t.v. series.
The executive producer ,Gail Durant,30,of Atlanta has been interested in Cheryl Booker for awhile now she has been checking and reading Ms.Booker post and photos from Cheryl's Facebook page from a fake page one of her staff employee created to find new talent,Gail and personal staff find her beautiful,halarious,sassy, and very original. Ms.Durant,executive producer says Cheryl ExoticAngel Booker,40,isn't ashamed to let the whole world kno that her love for "Man Cubs,young and tenders,boy toys,Exotic's Elite between 18 and 25 years of age for 4 years consistently.Ocala,it is unknown when,or even if this reality show will be made,but I can tell you this....Cheryl Booker the Conceited Cougar,Exotic Angel or Cougar/Lioness from Ocala,if she doesn't get this show....she is a star without reality t.v. Ms.Booker is not reserved in letting others kno that she is stunning,beautiful,gorgeous,echanting and dangerously refreshing.
I would just say this African-American Bombshell beauty us going to take Ocala by her coochie cause Marion County isn't ready for a woman that is unapologetic bout anything she does or how she looks,and what is said about her non filtered speech...I will be the first one to be glued a television somewhere if this reality show becomes REALITY.
writer/Molleanne Van Dyke
WEAO Magazine
2453 Frestent Ave.
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Ocala,Fl.34214

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