Local man on the run from Wild Chickens
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Darryl Gary, aka. "Mr. Football" is on the run from wild chickens to have revenge on him for all the times he has ate their relatives. He has been known to work Sunday mornings cooking at his job, Cracker Barrel and hand dip the chickens, fry them, and go back in the break room and eat every single one of them. They don't even make it to the customers table! Darryl is known for his "football skills" while playing at the not popular Walsh University. Why didn't this man get recruited to Ohio State, Alabama, Texas, or even Michigan you ask? Well the simple answer is that he sucks! Although he is famous for his Waterboy skills! Coach Ted Karras says of Darryl, "He can run so fast to get the players some water! But i just don't know about that boy, he is always arriving to practice with a chicken leg in one hand, and a slice of watermelon in the other, and instead of bringing a water cooler to practice, he brings a Kool Aid cooler!" Darryl better run faster from these chickens, because Colonel Sanders is not far behind, picking up Mr. Garys scent, and if Colonel Sanders catches Darryl, he will force him into hard labor at KFC with all you can eat chicken (although Darryl will probably love that). Darryl's last job was working at a local sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job! So as a final note: KEEP AWAY FROM DARRYL GARY!
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