Early Voting Ballots DESTROYED New President Already in Office!
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Since everyone in America can't decide who the best candidate for President of United States should be, all early voters ballots have been destroyed by the Commissioner of voting precincts of America. The commissioner stated "We feel that no one could elect a candidate that is the best fit for America so we have chosen our own candidate" The commissioner also stated "We will put someone of our choosing that we feel is the best choice for America and that will carry on a no nonsense attitude along with turning this country around, We are pleased to announce Mrs. Paula Akins of Swainsboro Ga will now be the 1st female President of the United States, even though she doesn't have the political experience nor a lick of sense, she can't do any worse than the last guy!" "There are no need for citizens to visit the polls since for the 1st time in history there will be no election. The people can't decide so we will decide for them" commissioner Smith states. Mrs. Akins made a statement earlier today thanking the commissioner for choosing her as President and offered all early voters a voucher for a Free Hot Dog from West Main BP on Saturday October 29th for all their trouble and time filling out those danged ballots! LETS MAKE 'Merica GREAT TOGETHER!!!!!!!
Note: An election party featuring the Swinging Medallions, other local bands and free beer and chicken wings will be later this week, we will keep you informed!
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