Walmart Recalls Multivitamins and One Mans Horrific Incident. (WARNING GRAPHIC!)

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Walmart Recalls Multivitamins, due to one mans horrific incident.

Sammy Dang, 29 years old of Glendale California endured a horrific multivitamin incident recently in Glendale, CA. He is said to be recovering well but the memories haunt him daily. "It's shift left, then right, it was just stuck, not in my air pipe, my water pipe." said Dang as his neighbor James Pearson slaps him on the back. "Glad I was there, he did text two other friends miles away, but glad I was the third and most helpful option." Said Person.

The Bruce Wayne Foundation (BWF) is one of the biggest advocates for multivitamin choking awareness. Wayne's parents both died due to choking on a multivitamin and mineral formula, in a restaurant ally, purchased on sale for $9.99 (plus tax) from Walmart stores, then 6 year old Bruce witnessed this horrible incident and has been affected by it every day. "I'm over it, it’s cool, I'm fine now, really I am. I'm just fiiiine, I have accepted that maybe not everyone should have an amazing and happy life but should witness and endure THEIR PARENTS DYING IN AN ALLY DUE TO A NINE NINETY NINE MULTIVITAMIN AND MINERAL FORMULA FROM WALMART! I'm fine really, tooootttallly cool." said Wayne.

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