MAN CHARGED WITH HIGH SPEED CHASE ON LIE 495 SET FREE BY FAILURE TO READ RIGHTS
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It was early evening at approximately 7:30pm on Saturday, August 13th, when driver, Baron Ahmad Permenter, 48, was spotted by Southampton Police officer, Sgt. Buchanan, speeding eastbound on Long Island Expressway (495). Baron was observed by radar, traveling at an incredible speed of 178 mph in a Yellow 2003 Z06 Corvette.
Sgt. Buchanan explains, "I was sitting in the patrol car when I observed headlights approaching at a great rate of speed. It was almost like it was in a movie. I already had the radar gun out aiming at vehicles that had passed a little earlier. Traffic was rather light."
Sgt Buchanan paused and took a deep breath.
"I was really in fear of my life because I didn't have time to react if the car came toward me. As it passed, it shook the car violently and caused the coffee I had to come off the dash and into my lap. I looked at the radar gun and said what the ****. I radioed ahead as fast as I can and before I knew it the car was out of sight. There was nothing. Not one light could be seen."
As Sgt. Buchanan was speaking, you can visibly see how shaken he was from reliving a story that has forever changed his life in the department. Mr. Permenter was spotted later at a local 711 in Southampton after an APB had been put out. Mr. Permenter was walking out and spotted surrounding officers and tried to run into his car. He was seen on camera fighting with the officers and resisting arrest. After detaining Mr. Permenter, he was taking to Riverhead County Correctional Facility. What some witnesses were saying was unnecessary force, they said Mr. Permenter got the best of the officers.
John Brown who was a witness at the scene described what happened.
"It was crazy. This dude started running out of the store and Po Po started surrounding him. He slung open his door and hit the officer, and the office fell down. He started fighting the other cops and they couldn't do anything with him. The finally pulled that taser out and shocked his ass."
Mr. Permenter was held on a $5,000 bail which he posted the next day and got out of the Riverhead County Correctional Facility. After several court visits and a case that seem all to unreal - the duty of an officer to do his job was not done, and set Mr.Permenter free of charges. The arresting officer did not read Mr. Permenter his rights. Mr. Permenter was in court today as the judge, Hon. Ken Pollack, granted a not guilty verdict in Mr. Permenter's release.
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