A new white supremacist group arising in Southern Florida?

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This weekend we got in contact with a commercial restaurant owner named Ed Wells who told our crew some very disturbing information. He had been the target of a new white supremacist group named "The Purple Army". The only twist about this group, is that they only work through the web.

For the last few month Mr. Well's employees, social media, website, and even himself have fallen victim to these hoodlum's despicable antics. One example would be that the group apparently broke into his website and shut it down for a week. Another would be that they labeled his business "permanently closed" which Mr. Wells said cost him "1000s of dollars". They would change the website name to "TriHard Chowder Heads", which upon review means an emoji for an African-American's face. They would also change many of his business's photos to racist comic strips or photoshops, possibly deterring visitors. Before this they would also call the restaurant non-stop saying racist remarks or asking for a previously fired line-cook, which we will not name for the sake of his privacy. Finally, they would spam his social media with images of their "gang", and when you look it up you find thousands of racist videos with spoofs of songs with derogatory terms.

Since then we have found multiple reports of other restaurants falling victim to name changes, bad reviews, and prank calls.

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