MOTHER OF 5 WANTED FOR QUESTIONING CONNECTION OF ROBBERY LATE LAST NIGHT OCT. 25TH
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ANTHIA WILLIAMS 27, OF NEW ORLEANS LA, WANTED IN ROBBERY LATE LAST NIGHT. ROBBERY TOOK PLACE AT MCDONALD'S ON CANAL AND BROAD. WITTINESS CLAIMED WILLIAMS STOP FOR A BITE TO EAT BUT CHANGED MIND. SUSPECT GOT OUT OF LINE, THEN DECIDED TO GOT BACK. WHILE HEADING NORTH BOUND SUSPECT NOTICED A BURNT OUT PINTO HEADED SOUTH BOUND TOWARD DRIVE THRU LINE. SUSPECT THEN SPEED OFF TO SKIP TWO PLUS SIZED GENTLEMEN IN LINE. AS THE GENTLEMAN STEPPED TO SUSPECT CAR WILLIAMS THEN PULLED OUT A 1870 DANIEL BOOM (BETTER KNOWN AS A BOOM STICK) ADDRESSED THE VICTIMS SAYING "IF YOU DON'T BACK YOU'LL BIG ASS AWAY FROM MY CAR IMMA BLOW A HOLE IN YOU LIL BIH." THEN MAKE VICTIMS RUN HER THEM COINS. AS SHE PLACE HER ORDER WITH THE 5 DOLLARS THEY WAS GOING TO EAT WITH. SUSPECT PAID AND FLEED THE SCENE. WHEN ASKED WHAT WAS ORDERED WITTINESS SAYS WILLIAMS ORDERED A 20 PIECE CHICKEN NUGGETS COMBO WITH A DIET COKE. AND 6 COOKIES. IF YOU OR ANY ONE YOU KNOW HAVE THE WHERE ABOUT OF THIS SUSPECT WE'RE ASKING THAT YOU CALL 504-911-1111
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