Lawyers in Alabama Ready for a Takedown
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Two Marshall County lawyers have taken on cases that they call the worst dead beat dad case they have ever seen. It seems that more than one woman has seeked help in getting child support from a non paying sperm donor. They say he is no father because he does not pay any support or care for his children. After much investigation the lawyers say he was shacked up in the projects with a non working female who received government assistance for more than six months. During that time he paid no child support for his own kids, paid no rent to the projects and ate food stamps the government provided to the non educated female and her own children. Private investigators hired by the lawyers say he now lives in a neighborhood consumed by low income families where he pays rent but is so bad off he doesn't even own a vehicle. It may look like he is unable to pay to the naked eye but lawyers say he is making at least $600 a week and have individuals named in document cs73906 that will be subpoenaed for proof. It is known that while his own children is doing without he is enjoying taking someone else's children on vacations, out to eat and on fun adventures like Chucky Cheese. The lawyers will not say how many children the Marshall County man has or the amount of money he owes but they do say they have a strong case and are ready to put a local dead beat sperm donor behind bars.
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