South Euclid/Lyndhurts janitorial theft!

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Ovunda onunwor of south Euclid/Lyndhurts Ohio schools system is under severe investigation after video tape evidence surfacing this past Monday morning. Mr.Onunwor has been one of many other suspects in the janitorial department. Evidence show that he is the person that wrongfully took $287,000 out of one of the schools facilities. Superintendent Linda N Reid has a sworn statement against Mr. Onunwor from a fellow coworker.

Due to witness co-operation the witness has agreed to stay unidentified, after testimony a federal warrant was made out for Ovunda Onunwor Monday morning.

Superintendent Reid states "we've been looking at Mr.onunwor for a while now & everything came to full circle with this recent video footage".

Mr.onunwors father, a past mayor of East Cleveland was indicted on a similar charges years before his son tried to accomplish the same thing.
Mr.Onunwor is facing serious federal time. After reviewing video footage evidence the Federal bureau of investigation of Cleveland agent Thomas long has been watching Onunwor for some time.

Mr.Long " I followed Mr.Onunwor to his Cleveland Hilltop apartments & watched him unload several duffle bags of the school systems finances".

If you know or have any information leading to an arrest of Mr.Onunwor please contact your local police, or Clevelands Federal building office number 2164437800.

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