Jamaican girl arrested after stabbing boyfriend
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119 was called to the crime scene of a gated community in Kingston Jamaica where a lightskin guy a.ka browning who turns out was a vybez kartel/ alkaline fan because he was a dark skin man at birth " yow the man bleaching tun up !!wonder ah what cream him use" he was found suffering from several stab wounds to the esophagus and neck and A padlock print in his forehead when asked what occurred him seh "a waah mawga gyal do it" before passing out and rush to the hospital in critical conditions we patrolled the area in hopes of finding the suspect nafisa brown who was later found In negril on the beach drinking apple vodka eating fried fish and festival she resisted arrest and even threatened to shoot officers after serious precautions we restrained her read her the Miranda rights and arrested her after hard interrogations we finally got her to confessed she stated in her confessions " yes mi stab the fucka yes ( yeah I stabbed that nigga" talk truth goodie she said to Øñë of our female officers if mi a send two gran a Ja come give you every week and a top yuh dutty theifing digicel fone every two days and Mi finally fly out come link yuh and yaah tell mi you don't suck ( eat) pussy Mi stab the fucka yes all give him a good chin bop wid the padlock after all after all bwoy wild nuh bloodc**t nafisa is now asking her three baby fathers husband sideman and ex boyfriend and side man to come forward with bail money she's even asking her boyfriend for bail because ah him lock har up (he sent her to jail )
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