Woman sentenced to life in prison after she ate her own pet lizard
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RoseMarie Cruz who was originally taken into custody for questioning when rumors began on Saint Paul's greater east side about Cruz being the areas biggest hood rat . After hours of questioning by one of minnesotas finest detective, agent Viviana Ramos, Cruz couldn't take the pressure , she confessed to something completely unrelated. Cruz's family say it's been about two years seen they last seen her pet Lizzard. Cruz told the family that the Lizzie's was going to live with her ex. The family believed her with no reason to suspect otherwise. They knew cruz had been rumored to be a "very FRIENDLY girl" but they had never suspected her of being a violent person.
Three hours into questioning by detective Ramos, Cruz just began crying hysterically , allá detective Ramos heard was , " I did it ! I killed my best friend ! I don't deserve to live ! I ate my lizard ! "
Cruz was denied bail , because the prosecuters believe that cruz is a high flight risk & also that more lizards life are in danger if she is out!
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