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The Montgomery Co Eagles of Mount Vernon ,Georgia coming up one game short of making the GHSA 1a Football State Playoffs under new Head Coach John Bowen. The Eagles improving from last years devastating 0-10 season. The Eagles started the season 0-6 until their long losing streak came to an end when they defeated long time rivals ,the Vikings of Treutlen County on Homecoming, 28-23. The Eagles then traveled to face the War Eagles of Jenkins County where they improved to 2-6 defeating the War Eagles 28-19. The Eagles being led defensively by All-State Senior Linebacker, Jamaal Fields. "He's a great kid. He stays alert on the defensive end and has also pitched in on our offensive success this year", stated Coach Bowen. Also, returning next year Junior Quarterback, Kris Daniels. "He has by far been the unquestioned leader of our team this year. He's a great player, shows leadership, and loves the game" ,stated Bowen. Also returning next year all-region cornerback, Sophomore Da'quan Jackson, Star Wide Reciever, Junior Shaw Robinson , and all-region Running Back , Junior Clayton Harvey. The Eagles are only losing four key seniors in the Eagles arsenal. WR Keenan Hollis, LB Jamaal Fields, OLB Jay Dasher, and C Kody Bargeron. "We've had a great season thus far. We have one more opponent to handle, GMC this upcoming Friday. We plan to go out with a bang and we want to get this last win for our Seniors" , Stated Coach Orlando Howard. The Eagles will be in action one last time of the 2016 season as they face the Georgia Military College Bulldogs At Brogdon Kickoff at 7:30.
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