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Lauren Jones of hawthorn rise was currently being questioned by Haverfordwest police station over a "hit and run" to an innocent animal also witnessed by an elderly woman
Mrs Rogers explained:
Young woman driving a sliver car drove towards a flying seagull heading in her direction she never intended to slow down or try to spare this poor seagulls life once it hit her wind screen she carried on about foot down along the road and then turned back around got out the car seen blood smears on her car then out of anger she picked it up and snapped it neck and left it lifeless with its leg twitching in a hedge.
Lauren's added a "no comment" reply but did go on to say. if I did do that then maybe they'll think twice before directly trying to "fly attack" me for no reason whilst I'm driving normally.
Further investigation will be needed also a £320 fine maybe given added by PC Thomas 376 of anyone has anymore information please contact 101
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