GOAT to graze on Blue and Maize?
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The Razorfag radio podcast hit the air with a sound clip of Arkansas coach Doug Scott stating "If the Michigan job opens up, I would answer the phone "
The Razorfag fan base compiled of insestual redknecks and Klan members are speaking out on the allegations "Well, i would like to think our landfill stadium is better then an outhouse" commented one meth head Arkansas fan, "Coach Scott dud done uh hell of a job coaching dem pigs sueehhyy" The fan later urinated on himself casually and sang the alma mater most known to the fans in Fayetteville.
As for Scott's on field and recruiting success, it can't be denied like the fact that Arkansas population is 87 related to one another. Scott has had MULTIPLE "Dynamic" recruiting classes and has set the standard as the most prolific recruiter. His 2 national titles are unmatched and he has another NC contender team this season .
That being said, The Maize and Blue have always been Scott's cuddle buddy , would it be out of the question for him to abandon the JUGGERNAUT program he has built and head home to his mistress
"Ann Arbor " Coming off a rare 2 L season he prepares for a week 6 matchup against West Virginia. No love lost in this new era rivalry or between the coaching staffs from both programs.
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