LOCAL MAN SUCCESSFULLY SUES RESTAURANT FOR FALSE ADVERTISING
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Greenville MS native, James Jordan, sat down for a meal at a local McDonald's. He ordered a Quarter Pounder with cheese, as is customary for him. "I felt in my heart that the burger didn't weigh what they said it weighed", said Jordan. He ordered another burger to go. A quick trip to the home of a friend who happened to have a small digital scale confirmed his suspicions. He removed the patties from the buns, and placed them on the scale...They only registered 3 ounces; a full 1 ounce lighter than the advertised weight. Jordan filed suit against them because he felt that he had been duped out of potentially dozens of dollars over the years due to the weight discrepancies. The McDonald's corporation didn't dispute the findings, choosing instead to settle out of court for an undisclosed amount. When asked if they plan to increase the weight of the patties to an actual quarter of a pound, they declined to comment. A McDonald's employee who wishes to remain anonymous was quoted as saying, "He just being petty...He always coming in here starting trouble over nothing!" Jordan declined to respond to that accusation.
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