Prostitution Ring turns out to be an entire syndicate of thugs.

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A local hip hop artist is being investigated as head of prostitution ring . We also have reason to believe he is involved with gun and drug trafficking charges. The state police are furthering their investigation. A neighbor from his court known as crazy dale on the streets said, I quote hearing him yelling on multiple occasions "if you ain't a hoe, get the fuck up out my trap house." Justin Anthony of Mount Cobb aka Doc Nuece is currently on the run. Witness's stated he may very likely be taking hideout in the Amazon. He was last seen with some broad from Atlanta in the Pittston area In 93 Cadillac Deville. Police have reason to believe he may have ditched the vehicle near the Hazleton area due to mechanical issues. If you have any information of his whereabouts please do not hesitate to contact your local police department.
Further more information anonymously turned into police has lead to the arrest of Cody "the Molestache" Kizer ,also known as "KingKizer " for human trafficking , devious sexual acts , Sodomy, prostitution/ solicitation , and assault with a deadly weapon. He is to be arraigned this friday at lackawanna county court house .
It is believed that Kizer and other men have been luring women in with a popular dating/meeting application called "Tinder" since mid July of 2014.
Most of the women were not held against their will but rather coxed into service for trade of illegal narcotics and methamphetamines .
Witnesses said Anthony and Kizer were both seen beating a man with firearms and batons for not "coming correct " with one of their girls and clearly violating the "no rough stuff " policy .
Anthony still at large and in an unknown location contacted police earlier to tell them :
"My boy ain't no snitch , and yall picked the wrong one f***ING with my hoes, and if my n**ga step foot outside that courthouse ,best believe I'll have him out of shackles uses the judges wife as a fleshlight ."
Mr Kizer corroborated his statement saying " I'll plug her up so good ,yall would think that b***h was a lamp."
More suspects are being sought after and if anyone has any information on this case or would like to anonymously give any credible evidence or information about the where abouts of any of the suspects, we urge you contact the local police barracks immediately.

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