The mighty Kyle Schwarber defying odds, leads Cubs offense in Game 2 of World Series

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With the series moving to Chicago, the designated hitter will no longer be in play, and until tonight it was unclear whether Schwarber will be able to play in the outfield or forced to sit on the bench and serve as a pinch hitter.

Schwarber played only three regular season games, going hitless in four at-bats, before tearing his ACL on April 7. He rehabbed his knee all summer, and then went 1-for-6 in the Arizona Fall League this month.

Now, here is, 3-for-7 in the World Series, and suddenly the most dangerous hitter in the Cubs’ lineup. Cubs manager Joe Maddon said, that "Kyle Schwarber, will definitely play the outfield in game three of the World Series Friday night in Chicago." Maddon went on, "Hell, he has to play, what with all that butt kissing Joe Buck and "Smoltzie" John Smoltz were giving him from the booth tonight, I just can't see using him ass a pinch hitter only.

Game three is Friday night from Chicago. It will be cold and Schwarber will be ready with both glove and bat. Buck and Smoltz will also be ready with plenty of chapstick and accolades. Go CUBS.

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