Local Chicago Officer charged and detained for tampering with evidence
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Local Officer Don Stone is facing criminal charges after being found nude, only wearing black boots in a locker room with white substance on his nose. Other officers stated they kept hearing squeaking noises coming from the locker room, leading them to believe rodents were on the premises. Officers investigated the premises, and discovered Office Stone humping and gyrating on a locker door, which caused the squeaky noises. Office Stone was questioned about the white substance, in which he later stated he was preparing a recipe his Aunt had given to him, which included flour as an ingredient.
Interrogation reports shows that Attorney General Alexander Smith was a member of he Interrogation team. Alexander Smith stated: "Officer Stone has lost his rabbit ass mind." The team reported that Officer Stone has tampered with evidence, which entailed 3 ounces of cocaine that was found in a crime scene two days prior, at a drug bust.
Officer Stone has been admitted to a private Chicago Mental Facility for psychiatric evaluation, and cooking classes. Further investigation is pending.
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