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Vincent Mr. Medium as know on Facebook is wanted for manslaughter. Medium is known for being in jail on social media for his provocative language and inappropriate images but this time the crime is very serious! Apparently Medium had left Strokes seafood for a dinner plate and desserts when he approach some tourist from Manhattan, NY.. Katherine and Gaven Jingleberry who where interested in purchasing a vehicle Vincent is a independent auto sales man. While engaging in a convo Katherine suddenly felt her Allergies acting up but paid it no mind.. after about 45 minutes of chatting it up with Medium the Jingleberry's heading off but Kats Allergic'ness flared up..Kat has a allergic reaction to garlic explain Gavin and Vincent Mr. MEDIUM had just devoured a shrimp plate. . Arrangements for Katherine will be held in NY and Gaven plans on owning 85 of Strokes. . More on the story at new York time.com
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