Rochester local wanted in connection to the biggest scandal in years.
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Rochester is known for its rich culture, amazing family restaurant, and entertainment. One can say that Rochester NY is actually a nice spot to wine and dine.
On Oct 4 throughout the 17th a Paterson NJ man by the name of David Lamboy (26) is wanted in the connection of a half a dozen cans of spray paint, 2 AR-15s,7 boxes of AP rounds, 2 pounds of cheese, 2 pounds of salami, and a truck of bread. We spoke to Jose Palmony owner of J&JJ the gun store located in the east side of Rochester where he makes a decent living with his 2 sons John & jose. We asked how how the suspect was able to rob a well known gun store with no gun and here's what he said, " I came in just like every morning at 5:30. I went to the McDonald's downtown and figured I'd get some coffee. When I got to the shop I knew there was something wrong. In black and red spray paint read (dey here foo, run bi*). I so checked in the store and nothing was further damaged so I took a nap because I was still tired and also angry that I had to repaint the front. Not even 10 minutes later I get slapped in the face only to open my eyes and stare down the barrel of one of my personal guns, in fear I told him the combo to the safe, keys to the register and my car, but he threw it all in the floor and yelled like a mad man, dey coming Foo, dey gon eat yo stupid ass if you stay and ran out with
Without looking back. I figured he was on drugs beings his eyes were blood shot.
If you know or have information of any kind please call the local authorities and DO NOT approach this man, he is very unpredictable, armed and said to be in a volcanic state. Please leave it to the professionals.
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