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The Halifax branch of the Laura Mitchell clinic have issued an urgent warning to the men of Halifax to stay away from this horrible slut.
"Resources are being severely stretched at our clinic" report one member of staff.
"Last Monday a whole rugby squad turned up after all going through her" reported another.
The problem seems to be that she is so easy to get into sexual encounters with. She is well known in the local accapulco nightclub for being so easy. She just turns up with an empty purse & a bottle of lube.
It is understood that the lube she carries is for when she's wanting anal penetration as her vagina is apparently the size of a wizards sleeve according to the 100s of men turning up at Laura Mitchell.
"She'll suck your cock in the bogs for a 75p drink claimed one acca regular"
Whilst another claims to have "bought her two shots for a golden shower session at closing time"
She isn't out quite so much these days apparently as she's pregnant so it's not quite a case of lock up your sons.
She is currently trying to narrow the down who the father could be out of the 24 lads she fucked that week
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