26 year old woman from Pontefract, arrested for Flashing O.A.P in Town Centre.
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Kayla Heaps was arrested earlier today on Market Place in Pontefract for giving pedestrians in the town centre a little too much of a view.
West Yorkshire Police say Kayla Heaps, 26, of Pontefract, West Yorkshire was captured on CCTV giving an old aged pensioner a lap dance in his Mobility Scooter at around 11:50am this morning. After locals called police, officers asked her to put her clothes back on, which she did, but not before demanding officers show her their truncheons so she could do a bit of Pole Dancing up and down Mr Shlongmembers purple headed womb ferret.
Police said further investigation showed that Miss Heaps was approached by a female witness, who observed families hiding their children’s view of Kaylas pert 34C breasts and asked Miss Heaps to put her shirt on. Miss Heaps allegedly shouted abusive words at the young woman, named locally as Beki Shelton, and spit on her, police said, and the altercation was witnessed by Miss Sheltons 10 month old daughter.
Miss Heaps refused to be put in handcuffs or show identification, police said, with a struggle ensuing to cuff her. Police searched Miss Heaps purse and found half a gram of Cocaine, a packet of Chocolate Digestives, three empty bottles of Vodka and two used condoms tied together in a knot.
Miss Heaps was arrested on charges of first-degree indecent exposure, resisting arrest, possession of a Class A Drug and disorderly conduct, all misdemeanor offenses. She was arrested and will appear in Leeds Magistrates next week.
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