Women Robs Bank..
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“I just robbed the bank. I really dont want to go to prison, 28, Chalani Smith.. told Lt. Nathan Busek after he asked the woman what was going on.
All i want is a pretty little to girl and i refuse to bus it wide open for a real nigga.. Smith said to officer Busek...
Earlier that day Smith came in to withdraw 2500 dollars to give to her doctor for her procedure...when she realize that it was a negative balance... due to the fact her Ex gf had came and withdrew the money earlier.. Stated bankteller to officer Busek ...
Smith was livid and she stormed out the bank.. Moments later she returned and screamed...
“I have a gun. Give me all your money.” The teller handed Smith thousands of dollars.
Smith took off running out the back door ..tripped and hit the ground and the cash in flew air ..and the Security rushed over... and surrounded Smith......
Called the police and Smith was taken to jail... Charged with refusing the D... .
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