Circus is coming to town

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In the past upcoming year there has been a huge increase of clowns being found over the media such as: Facebook, Twitter and various prank video's on YouTube showing these.
Due to this it has caused a massive increase in threatening behavior in these last upcoming months to Halloween. What started out to be a funny joke at the time has become an epidemic to those who fear there children live's and their own within the public. Just last month Police from U.S.A granted civilians to "shoot and kill clowns on site" for there own safety. Where as right here in the UK a local mans hand has been mutilated for life through a clown.

Adding to this also there has been scares found all over ITV, SKY and the BBC, Just today the DailyRecord revealed more than 3 schools in Scotland alone were on "Lockdown" due to malicious threats and nearby clowns circulating Highschools.
According to the public all these Facebook uploads of people finding and/or scaring away the clowns they have found may have caused an uproar within the clown community (this can be seen as a culture due to its history).

Your thinking clown community? really?
Yes Clown community how else do you think they all suddenly appear around the globe? or show up in various groups?
we suspect that they are just waiting for Halloween and due to the immense scare over the months more a less everyone will be dressed as a clown so the real clowns go un-recognized.
Free to harm any individual seen without a trace of them.








And if you got this far well done pal go swally yer eccie and party yer tits out ya wee trooper for believing this bullshit of a story.
In other words if you thought this was talented, smart or even believable please leave the post a thumbs up and tag your friends, lets see how many pre-halloween scares we get.

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