MiniFarm BARNS, LLC named best value in the southeast! Covering all of South Mississippi!
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MiniFarm BARNS, LLC has always been known for building the most well-built barns that exceed wind load rating recommendations, and longest rate warranties on all materials. MiniFarm BARNS, LLC has also been known for great prices. However, who could've known it goes as far as 'BEST VALUE'?
That's right! Per square foot and including all desirable amenities, you cannot find better prices on buildings in the southeast. Be it a barn, garage, shop or even house. MiniFarm BARNS, LLC can't be beat on value: to include product, structure, warranties, price, etc.
Just look at what we are talking about!
$10,000 - 36'x36' lofted wing barn with (5) 12'x12' gated stalls, 12'x36' loft and (1) 12'x12' tack room. (That's less than $7.75 a square foot and includes all the goodies a true barn should have!)
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We do not use metal siding. We only use cedarboard siding, on all structures, which comes with a 50 year material warranty.
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$15,000 - 36'x48' with (6) stalls, (2) 12'x12 feed/tack rooms and a full 12'x48' loft.
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We do not use metal trusses. We build every part of your barn, on-site. All treated wood materials for the framing.
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$15,000 - 32'x32' garage with 5" slab, (2) 8'x8' roll-up doors and (1) walk through door.
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$18,000 - 32'x48'x8' garage with 5" slab, (1) 12'x8' roll-up door, (1) standard walk-in door.
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Many other styles and sizes are available. Call us with your ideas and let us make it a reality.
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$12,000 - 24'x60'x11' tractor shed. Enclosed on 3 sides. Open in the front.
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Buy local. Buy American.
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$15,000 - 32'x40'x8' garage with (1) 12'x8' roll-up door, a 5" slab and a standard walk-in door.
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**Locally owned and operated in (and from) South Mississippi. No (800) numbers here to send you a subcontractor. We do the work and we stand behind our work.**
Call us to make your dream building a reality. (no spans greater than 16' please)
Always competitive pricing.
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Wooden pole buildings can be designed with bearing wall heights of 20 and even 30 feet or more. Rated wind load speeds of 150 mph, even in severe wind exposures and long truss spans.
When it comes to cost, speed and flexibility of design, pole building construction beats stick frame construction hands down.
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$9,000 - 24'x36' lofted wing barn with (3) 12'x12' gated stalls, 12'x24' loft and (1) 12'x12' tack room. (That's less than $10.50 a square foot and contains all the goodies a true barn should have.)
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$13,000 - 36'x48' enclosed, lofted wing barn with open floor plan. [structure posts every 12'] (That's less than $6.95 a square foot and includes a 12'x48' loft!) [Add (2) 12'x48' lean-to sheds for $4,000. That's only $16,000 ($5.56 a square foot!) for a 60'x48' barn!]
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**Stalls are gated with hand built, wooden (treated 2x6) gates and have earthen floors. No latches are included. Tack room is enclosed, has an earthen floor and has a a standard, metal, locking door. Lofts are only for storage of hay and other smaller items and are open on the sides for ventilation. Loft headroom is between 4 and 5 feet. Merely a huge shelf; not a subfloor. Loft is constructed with treated 2x6 floor joists and tongue & groove 3/4" plywood decking. Breezeways are 8'x12' (8' and higher) open front to rear. You can pull a truck and trailer right through the middle!
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36'x24' (2 story) wing barn with full sidewalls and complete subfloor over breezeway with 4x4 access opening, and open floor plan below. $10,000 (contains structure posts within every 12')
**12'x24' building over breezeway is constructed with treated 2x10 floor joists, 16"OC and 3/4" tongue and groove flooring deck board.
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$12,000 - 24'x24' pole barn garage with 8'x8' roll up door, 5" slab, 12'x12' loft and gutters.
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We also build portable buildings, sheds, shop, workshops, wood shops, garages, doghouses, hunting blinds, pens, coops, cabins and more.
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All of MiniFarm BARNS, LLC barns are built entirely with treated material throughout (except floor decking), have full lofts, LP SmartSide cedarboard siding with 50 year material warranty, 2x6 treated studs and nailers, 1x4 treated trim on outside corners and around breezeway opening, and have 29 gauge (galvalume) metal roofs with 40 year material warranty. 6"x 6" posts concreted in the ground. Earthen floors throughout lower building. Wood floor available in tack room, or entire building, upon request at additional charge.
*MiniFarm BARNS, LLC does not paint any structures. MiniFarm BARNS, LLC does not use metal siding or provide any other siding services.*
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All prices include tax, material and labor. No other charges will apply within a 75 mile radius of Wiggins, MS. The price you see is the price you pay.
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Sorry, we do not work in Louisiana, Florida or Alabama.
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We do cover all of south Mississippi including, all points south of I-20 except Hancock county, MS.
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This means that no customer will pay a deposit until everything to complete the build is on site and we are there to work. Final balance due at completion. Completion of standard buildings range from 1 to 4 weeks (weather permitting). Custom buildings may require less or more time.
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**Customer responsible for clear, level building sites for these prices.
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