New York man dies after not being able to say deadass for 7 mins
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Jeff Vega of woodhaven Ny passed away Sunday afternoon. Whitnesses say they were playing a game of who can hold back a Deadass for more then 7 mins..
It was crazy yo says johny one of Mr. Vegas friends. One minute we counting the next he was on the floor my dude it was crazy...
Other witnesses say his brother andres tried to save him after he turned blue but it was too late.. "it happened so soon for real I took my timbs off they come off quick Cus I don't tie them anyways and I layed down and helped but it was too late"
His ex gf Lee made comments saying "I told that asshole to stop doing that shit deadass. He didn't listen yo that's one of the reason I left. He was always fucking with me. That's what he gets".
His mother could be heard screaming "why did you have to stop saying deadass why didn't you listen to me you are suppose to say deadass all mi hijo"
His online homies are also feeling the loss. They said they got worried when he didn't log on and play a mission with them. He leaves behind a lot of homies.
Ny Police is asking everyone to not Stop saying deadass. "These cats out here thinking it's dope to do these things deadass man"
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