BREAKING NEWS : Ryan Alexander denied his 2017 yr contract with WKR Racing team after finishing his 107th ameture racing career with yet another 4th place vicyory
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It's been circulating around local tracks that their local rider and world renound professional hash tagger Ryan Alexander was doing his best to beat the other 3 guys he had been racing during the entire district 20 race series only to fall short with yet another 4th place out of 4 racers . we are told he DID land a second place victory over the only other guy in his class at another race but later found out that's actually just LAST PLACE . In between his daily and repetitive social media hashtagging Ryan had his sights set high on a 1st place trophy , WKR spokesman , coach and owner said he'd been training relentlessly 4-10 nights a week in hopes he could win a real first place trophy , this not including the WKR test track where he gets a 1st place trophy every time just for showing up. Out of sympathy WKR feels bad he did not make the cut for 2017 but they have started a Go Fund Me account for him where they are hoping anyone with a heart would be willing to sponsor his next riding lessons or what ever he might need as a pick me up after finishing last in yet another very disappointing series. getwellsoonthursdaymotocrossheloveshimsomehashtagshondawaitnosuzukiehhfuckithesthesamespeedonanythingherides4thplacecareerametureloveyadudebahahahhaha
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