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The Louisiana State Police Violent Fugitive Apprehension Section today added SHANA "COCONUT" LAPRAIRIE, 21, to its Most Wanted List. LAPRAIRIE is wanted for the October 26, 2016 homicide of an unidentified victim in Opelousas, La.
At approximately 9:27 p.m. that night, Police responded to a call for a report of shots fired and a person injured. Responding officers found the victim suffering from multiple gunshot wounds; victim later died at a hospital.
An investigation by the local Police Major Crimes Division and the Louisiana State Police Detective Unit identified LAPRAIRIE and another male as the shooters and obtained arrest warrants. The second shooter was arrested, but LAPRAIRIE remains at large.
LAPRAIRIE is reported to be a member of the Gangster Silence street gang and should be considered armed and dangerous. She is charged in a Court warrant for the crimes of homicide and carrying a loaded firearm.
The local District Attorney Office and Police Department have offered a $1,000 reward for information leading to LAPRAIRIE capture.
Anyone with information about SHANA LAPRAIRIE or her whereabouts is asked to carry on with your miserable lives because this is obviously FAKE!! ???????? GOTCHA!!
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