Young blond seen riding wild bear down the streets of Tower City
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This morning a young blond was seen riding bare back on a bear through Tower City. Kelley Wilson, had been seen riding the bear as if she had known and raised it. Many cars passing by had tried to get her attention, but she just yelled loudly at them to "keep moving" and to mind their own business. Many in town had been fearful, but Kelley, who we later found beats to her own drum, had not a care in the world. Her father was notified and as of this time still has no comment for the shenanigans that the youth had been exhibiting. Her step mother on the other hand had much to say, of which we are not able to print. Kelley had ridden to the end of town and back again, all without a care in the world. Maybe someone can get through to her this is a wild animal and her safety is of concern. Below is a picture of Kelley and as you can see, she is a free spirit.
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