RAPPER AND RECOVERY ADVOCATE THE CINCINNATI KID SCORES THE HIGHEST PAID RECORD DEAL EVER RECORDED IN HISTORY
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"I had to shoot high cause I knew Diddy or Jay-Z was gonna be all over this" "it's definate proof that there's a tangled mess that even amazing hollywood bound artists struggle to get through" shrugs the self proclaimed "Rap God" himself EMINEM.
BRANDON KUTCHERA a.k.a The Cincinnati Kid made history today by signing a record deal worth 100 million dollars. When we caught up with him today via cellphone he was very exited and emotional and stated his life long wish had finally came true. When we asked the specifics on this wish he proudly stated "I've overcome obstacles Mt.Everest would bow down to, I've made it through the trenches of hell, I've done a lot of things but NEVER have I in my 35 years on earth have I heard my brother say to me... that I was RIGHT and he was WRONG"... He proceeded to say how he was on the phone with his brother one minute hearing him rag on him about a possible career switch based on the lack of anything hitting yet and then boom the phone... Marshall Mathers himself describes in detail... "It rang twice and the kid answered, I told him who I was", "I said how's 100 million to come make music with the best in the game sound"... "with a quick response he graciously accepted" ... Be on the lookout for his upcoming LP "The Next Day" to drop under SHADY RECORDS with a date TBD.
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