Duck Sauce Robbery
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October 26th according to witnesses a man identified as og duk 6'3 male with dreads was seen at the panda's den from placing a carry-out order at the register he asked the cashier:"can i have some duck sauce please"? and the chinese man replied:''im sorry sir we just ran out. he then replied:''bitch nigga wtf you mean you ain't got my sauce nigga"?the man instantly replied:"we dont want any problems and we have other sauces."og duk then grabbed a pair of chop sticks and started karate chopping the man and duck sauce started dripping out his brain and mouth. then the camera ran back a man darkskin with dreads as well walking in the store confused about why the order was messed up he then replied:''go buddy you done fucked up now huh".and both men walked in the kitchen and stood up the chef and grabbed extra chicken fresh out the pan and heard a cat come out the back. and duk fount a two packs of sauce on the shelf and preceeded to grab it and walk out then another chinese man approached him about being in the kitchen. duk looked at pezzy and beat the man with a rusty revolver that shot out catfish and tarter sauce and ran and jumped in vehicle. the men were last seen speeding down sharon amity you have any info about this man contact 1800-these niggas are crazy
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